KIM JONG-UN TELLS THE WORLD HOW EXCLUSIVE HIS INTERVIEW CAN BE: AND HIS MANY ACHIEVEMENTS WITH IT

Kim Jong-un, the young and the oversized, achieves what his father, the perennially ill and the undersized, Kim Jong-il, and the shadowy North Korean Nukes couldn’t – taming Uncle Sam – dragging ‘The Interview’, the 2014 release and ‘Team America: World Police’, the 2014 re-release of the 2004 movie, in suspended animation for now – forcing even Barack Obama to speak on the issue- after all, there are hackers who love the Supreme Leader and can die for the new ball of the North Korean fat in the perennially famished nation..

Here is the list of his achievements after this biggest scoop in the very small career he has had so far, after taking over the responsibility of the North Korea’s glorified tradition of being the frontline nation of the Rogue League of the world in December 2011 at the tender age of 28 after demise of his father.

He is manly in his own ways – limping, oversized – with self-styled hair and a broad trademark smile..

Here it goes..(please don’t read the numbers as ranks, that would be akin to belittling the efforts of the young honcho)..

Limping, oversized Kim Jong-un’s achievement Number 1: successfully frightens Uncle Sam, Sony, Paramount Pictures and theatre-owners to pull ‘The Interview’ and ‘Team America’, two movies with plots caricaturing and caricaturing assassination of Kim Jong-un

Limping, oversized Kim Jong-un’s achievement Number 2: tells the world in certain terms about North Korea’s cyber expertise and technological advancements in Information-Technology

Limping, oversized Kim Jong-un’s achievement Number 3: forces the world to think his whims can go beyond North Korea in producing ripple effects

Limping, oversized Kim Jong-un’s achievement Number 4: forces Barack Obama to take note, Obama-speak is in, criticizing Sony for pulling The Interview, and thus recognizing Kim’s growing stature – though Obama said the US will not bow down, he could not convince the Sony folks

Limping, oversized Kim Jong-un’s achievement Number 5: forces John McCain, next Chairman of the Senate Armed Services Committee to declare Sony Hack an act of war – according to a CNN report, McCain is to hold a hearing into the Sony Hack episode

Limping, oversized Kim Jong-un’s achievement Number 6: forces the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) to go in hot pursuit of Sony Hack keyboard fingers

Limping, oversized Kim Jong-un’s achievement Number 7: with Sony Hack, achieves what his perennially ill and undersized father Kim Jong-il and his grandfather Kim Il-Sung couldn’t – forcing the top leadership of the US administration in serious thinking mode on an issue with a North Korean origin that is directly affecting America

Limping, oversized Kim Jong-un’s achievement Number 8: after Nukes, tastes another blackmailing tool, and will certainly be emboldened with the outcome

Limping, oversized Kim Jong-un’s achievement Number 9: invents another way of illicit money flow inward, into the coffers of the elite nation of the Rogue League, in the glorious tradition of opium cultivation, drug-trafficking, printing and circulating counterfeit currency and many more

Limping, oversized Kim Jong-un’s achievement Number 10: tells the world that his fetishes go beyond Nike sneakers

Limping, oversized Kim Jong-un’s achievement Number 11: tells the world he can do much more than cutting and styling his own hair

Limping, oversized Kim Jong-un’s achievement Number 12: tells the world he can do much more than killing his own people for the prosperity of North Korea and for maintaining the elite culture of its classes and masses

Limping, oversized Kim Jong-un’s achievement Number 13: tells the world how exclusive his interview is – it takes millions of US$ in investments and significant time, and even after that, Mr. Kim can pull it all down in one go

Limping, oversized Kim Jong-un’s achievement Number 14: enriches the legacy f Kim Il-Sung and Kim Jong-il, goes the extra mile for it

Limping, oversized Kim Jong-un’s achievement Number 15: with the Sony Hack, now don’t ever say North Korea is a poor and technologically backward country – under the efficient leadership of Dennis Rodman loving Kim Jong-un, North Korea has moved on from the ‘tradition’ of ‘gifting’ DVD players and dry-fruit packets in bribes to top political, military and diplomatic personnel

Heil Kim Jong-un..

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(Image: ‘The Interview’ poster sourced from the Internet..)

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